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Merry Christmas From "Songbear & Clayaura"
** Christmas Laughter

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** Our Friends Christmas: Jokes,Stories,Tips and Links #2

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The holiday season begins with Halloween candy. There is the candy you eat when you are passing it out to those costumed children that come to your domain. Then of course, you have to finish off whatever is left over. So you add a few pounds, it's the time of year. Now three weeks later it is Thanksgiving, and it is down right sinful to diet on Thanksgiving, after all it is a holiday designed around food, and giving thanks for all your good fortune, so eat up, enjoy, it's the holidays. So you've added a few more pounds, and after all Christmas is right around the corner, more parties, more food, the relatives you only see once a year, can't diet now. Besides you've asked Santa for clothes that are a size larger, right? Remember New Years is coming next week. Rob~Songbear~Walters

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The year is ending and with all that pressure we have Christmas right there to. People start to get frantic about the first week of December packing into stores and buying just about everything that they can, so they have something to give to everybody on their lists. Christmas is the only time of the year when department stores can sell a quarter of the garbage that they have. Ever notice that anything that doesn't sell during the year ends up as a special Christmas gift package at your local department store?
You can spend a lot of time worrying about who to buy for and what to buy. What if they buy a present for you but you didn't buy one for them, or worse you buy a present for someone and they don't get one for you!
It's no wonder we all loose our heads come New Years Eve. Rob~Songbear~Walters

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Everybody has bodyguards, political figures, rap stars, actors, actresses, it's the new in thing. Paid for protection, that extra security in these troubled times. What about Santa? I mean the old man is several thousand years old. He lives on a diet of milk and cookies. He travels at night all over the world, sneaking into houses carrying the toys for all the childrens Christmas mornings of the whole world. Personally I think that we should be guarding him with our air force but the jolly old elf is quite happy with his raindeer protecting him. Merry Christmas, Songbear & Clayaura

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We would like to invite you to listen to Our MP3.com stations. Made from the best bands on the net, That we have had the honor to host as our "Den's Band Of the Week" From our unlisted club "Songbear&Clayaura's Music Den"...If you would like to join this club and join in a back stage pass, meet many bands,solo artist,friends in the music biz,post views and have a better understanding of the Music biz...We All would love to have you join...Feel free to send us a e-mail so as we may send you a special invite,and if your a band or solo artist,or in the music biz, we would be honored to have you join too...:) Please...Relax,take off your shoes and listen to the best bands on the web.

"Songbear&Clayaura Den's Band Of the Week" MP3 Station One

"Songbear&Clayaura Den's Band of the Week" MP3 Station Two

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